I Get Paid I Make Gains I Get Laid T-Shirt — Gym Humor Workout Tee
Black / S
$34.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings gym humor to everyday wear with relaxed comfort and a lived-in finish. Soft ring-spun cotton and post-construction dye give the fabric a worn-in hand that only improves with time. The backprint pairs playful workout illustrations with cheeky lines — a tongue-in-cheek anthem for people who prioritize training and lifting. It layers easily under a zip hoodie or wears alone on warm days; the roomy cut and sturdy stitching stand up to frequent wear and movement. Whether you’re logging gym sessions, running errands after a lift, or meeting friends for coffee, this shirt speaks the language of consistent training and low-key confidence.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and vintage hand.
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and pre-shrunk fabric.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction.
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Get Paid I Make Gains I Get Laid T-Shirt — Gym Humor Workout Tee
$34.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and vintage hand.
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and pre-shrunk fabric.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction.
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean